Apparently, there’s a contest set up to recognize bad writing – and there has been since 1982. Jim Guigli won it after entering 64 pieces.
In the end, the judges decided that this was the worst of them:
Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you’ve had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.
AP has the full story.