“Novelists Strike Fails To Affect Nation Whatsoever”

From The Onion:

The Novelists Guild of America strike, now entering its fourth month, has had no impact on the nation at all, sources reported Tuesday.

The strike, which scholars say could be the longest since 1951, when American novelists may or may not have voluntarily committed to a six-month work stoppage, has brought an immediate halt to all new novels, novellas, and novelettes from coast to coast, affecting no one.

You can read the full article here. For those who don’t know, I should probably note that The Onion is a parody newspaper - and, as such, the content is often halarious but not even a little bit factual.